Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Behold Dr. Toaster!

Dr. Toaster didn't spend seven years in Toaster Medical School to be called Mr. Toaster.  Respect.  We simply don't know how old this villian is, but he stands 1 foot tall and fires hot, buttery toast at anyone who dares to cross him.  His number-one enemy:  Blender Man.  

BLENDER MAN!!

Jack's first creation is a bad dude from Red Sox Nation known as Blender Man.  He's a man, and he's also a blender.   Check it.

Watch out for CRACKER MAN!!

As we've mentioned before, Zip the Cheezit Box lives a pretty easy life.  Pretty easy, that is, with the exception of this one horrific exception: Cracker Man.  Cracker Man has four legs and four arms, and as you might expect, he shoots crackers out of his head.  Not the tasty kind.  The deadly kind.

Jose's Team

Robert created a fearsome villian in Robrex, the poisonous green alien.  Lucky for everyone on Planet Zorboid, Jose and his crew are committed to bringing the monster down.  Stay tuned for more details...

No Nurse! AAAAAH!

Going to the hospital can be scary.  But things just got a little scarier, since Starling unleashed NoNurse onto the scene.  This lady did not take the Hippocratic Oath.  Be very careful...

Beware of Computaur!

As if its not hard enough being a pencil with no legs, Mr. Writer has to deal with Computaur, a vicious computer whose only mission in life is to eliminate Mr. Writer and every other "old fashioned" item in the office.  Stay tuned for epic showdowns....

Introducing: SuperGirl

It's possible that there is only one woman powerful enough to defeat S.E.  Lucky for us, that woman is up to the job!  Aaliyah's heroine is named SuperGirl, and she didn't get that name being cute.  She's 25 years old, 5'5'', and has telekinesis (the power to move objects with her mind).  Pretty impressive...